Monday, April 30, 2007

Face the Facts ~ Men are just Happier People

I recieved this email last week and thougt it was hilarious. I know it's long but just read it...it's so funny! lol :)

Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures?Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.No wonder men are happier.Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

12 comments:

Unknown said...

Oh, that is too funny! thanks for posting that :)

Steffie B. said...

Good one....yes, woman can do things much better! lol

Tracy said...

Very funny! And true! Well, except for the shoe part --- for some reason, my husband has lots of shoes!

Mr.Brian said...

I can get out of bed and shower and be ready for work in 20-25 minutes as well. Can YOU????

Ashley said...

Too funny!

Anonymous said...

hahhaah thats funny! you got me laughing. lol

From the amazingest
Cody Clouse

Deb said...

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH!
Glad to see your learning early!
My advice: Be fussy! Choose well!

dawn said...

ROFL. Where did you get that gem?

Anonymous said...

yeah em i got it too lol i thought it was quite true also very funny lol well i can't go to long tonight lol well byebye
luvs/cass

Gwen Oatsvall said...

super funny and true ... but i guess in the end i wouldn't want to be a man because they have no style !!!! hee hee

Mama Darling said...

This is soooo true. Great post.

John & Michelle said...

Oh my goodness...how true that is! I suggest for you a good education, world travel with girlfriends, and then marriage! Life is short...live it to the fullest!!!